Hey y'all
I got somethin' real important to tell you
So just sit down and read this
Y'all know we've been together such a short short time
But I'm already laying it on the line
Wow, you know it's been a month and my quirks are open wide
Gonna share somethin' big so you know I am bona fide
Wine advice real major; just chill it, then tap it
Taste what's inside--it's my white in a box
Four bottles in a box
Not gonna recommend DRC
That sort of wine don't come cheap
Not gonna tell you about Bordeaux
Y'all gotta know it ages much too slow
Not gonna sell you on cult Napa Cab
5pm sippers need to be cold, easy...fab
Wanna out a bevvy from my fridge's top shelf
A $30 thirst quencher, y'all
It's my white in a box
my 3L bag-in-a-box
It's my house wine in a box
Ooh, my Picpoul in a box
See I'm fair enough to know
When a box needs lovin', and I find just the one
Somethin' to show y'all that even the French can be fun
To all the hosts out there with guests to impress
It's easy to serve just follow these steps
1, punch a hole in the box
2, pull your spout from that box
3, fill a glass from the box
That's how La Petite Frog rolls
It's my white in a box
my 3L bag-in-a-box
It's my house wine in a box
Ooh, my Picpoul in a box
Super Bowl, Picpoul in a box
Flag Day, Picpoul in a box
Festivus, Picpoul in a box
Every single afternoon; Picpoul in a box
Over at your in-laws' house, Picpoul in a box
Happy hour in your cube, Picpoul in a box
Six weeks after opening it, Picpoul in a box
French white in a box...