Leave it to the nostalgia-, joy-, and sugar-pushers behind sweethaus in Charlottesville, VA, and soon-to-be Williamsburg, Brooklyn to make cupcakes even happier creatures than they already were.

Not only do their push-pop cupcakes relieve the undue stress associated with achieving equal frosting-to-cake bite distribution, but they can also be operated at varying speeds--from super eject to nibble-now, save-some-for-later.

And well done on answering the prayers of those fastidious types who wring their hands over getting mussed, no matter the pursuit.

Order them for speedy delivery nationwide in the pistachio, strawberry, and vanilla pastels of spring and flowers will suddenly seem woefully inedible.